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Stranger: hi
You: good morning
You: or evening
You: or afternoon
You: or night
Stranger: it’s 2 am here
You: good morning!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where are you from??
You: I am from rainy, rainy England
You: yourself?
Stranger: sunny sunny california
You: excellent
You: what is your opinion on the subject of pies?
Stranger: I LOVE PIE!!!
Stranger: i even wrote a poem about pie
You: so, if presented with a number of pies – say 10 – would you eat all the pies?
Stranger: yes
You: IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE MY PIES!
You: KNAVE! CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
Stranger: HAVOC!!!!! *LETS SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR*
Stranger: done
You: good good
Stranger: so howold are you
You: at least 100 these days, I have lost track
You: you?
Stranger: .00001 months
You: impressive typing skills!
Stranger: why thank you
You: you’re welcome
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