Cannibalistic Haute Cuisine

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You: do you ever get the urge to just eat someone?

Stranger: all the time, people are tasty
You: they are indeed
You: bit of salt, touch of taregon
You: lovely
Stranger: some people need a bit of pepper too
You: true
You: and I like the irony of have Jalapenos on Mexicans
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and soy sauce on asians
You: oh yeah
You: now you’ve made me hungry!
Stranger: i too am hungry
You: damn, let’s order in chinese or some such shit
You: actually, I feel like a curry
Stranger: ok, sounds like a plan
You: curried indians
You: mmm
Stranger: i could go for chinese myself
You: that settles it, I’ll have a chinese curry
You: what style do you want?
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